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Thomas Hunter Gray

A short bald man with a shiny head who can’t make his wife cum so he offers her a Hershey’s kiss to compensate
Thomas Hunter Gray is a real fucker!!
by Poot69 May 18, 2022
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Thomas Jeb Howard

me: òwó i love you Thomas Jeb Howard
by Nosebloods March 13, 2019
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Thomas game docs

A really epic guy who makes good content about mostly Nintendo you might know him for other videos he’s made his videos are very popular but sadly he is never credited if your reading this Thomas (the YouTuber) please keep making nice content and other people reading this uhh have a good day lol
Thomas game docs videos are really good
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In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

When you are typing your history homework then you fall alseep on your keyboard
In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn purchased the Louisiana territory from France.
by yhatsup February 18, 2022
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Thomas The Shit Engine

The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"
As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.
by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020
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Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion
“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”
by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022
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