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Have your spoon on you

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)
A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!
by Sinatrup October 28, 2018
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Spoon

Someone who makes up rumours for fun. A stirrer. Or a sh*t stirrer.
Omg he’s such a spoon”
by Ashaks June 21, 2018
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Spoon

a name to call someone if they've done something stupid or silly.
"I've just left my coffee on top of my car; I'm a spoon."
"That spoon has just dropped his keys in a puddle."
"She boarded the wrong train, how could she be such a spoon?"
by musicalanomalie November 30, 2016
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Greeted Spoon

Extremely gay guy, can't play cod for anything. E also has a hard time creating a cod team
Greeted Spoon is bad at COD
by NortherNGaming September 7, 2016
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The silver spoon

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.
"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."
by A Single Bean January 29, 2022
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Spoonful of ass

Just let me eat the spoonful of ass
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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flat spoon

Its a spatula.
Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
mugGet the flat spoonmug.

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