Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.
Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."
by TimmaDoo May 08, 2020
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Sea Craze

by Brent Gray April 10, 2003
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Sea orchard

Synonymous for sea urchin when used by a drunk girl
Her: There's sea orchards in the ocean
Me: huh?
by Drill88 July 01, 2018
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Sea captain

A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.
At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!
by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020
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A popular word used in the North of Dublin to explain the act of hitting someone in the face out of anger
by LIL MARCO December 01, 2016
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Sea monkeys

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 29, 2014
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sea monkey

a stupid sounding person or if someone has a bad stutter.
" he was such a sea monkey when he spoke"
by rickadoi January 14, 2023
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