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Patrick

I need to go you use the Patrick
by Emu45 June 15, 2020
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Patrick

A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.
Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.
by Paxiflication March 11, 2022
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Patrick Mahomes

The Undisputed King of the NFL right now. Despite having what many would call a worse team than previous years, he won the Super Bowl last year with the help of the Defense,Travis Kelce and Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.
Person 1:Patrick Mahomes is awesome
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame
by What’s your handle321 June 29, 2024
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Patrick Roche

A curly headed irish man who has abs of steel and looks like an italian stallion. Patrick loves to play guitar and spend long late nights with his girlfriend, Stephanie Brown.
Patrick is strong like an ox, and as tough as a bull. Every man who flirts with his girlfriend gets their ass handed to them on a silver platter. Patrick is IRON MAN.
"hey did you go see ironman in the movie theatre?" "Nah i saw Patrick Roche instead."

"hey look at that leprauchan! oh wait its just Patrick Roche."
by italianstallion123 November 4, 2011
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Patrick

The type of guy that could potentially be the fattest man alive, father most likely teaches baseball and has the same name, and most importantly jacks off like a jackhammer
Patrick jerkin me so hard and so fast it’s like a jackhammer
by Yeszn April 6, 2019
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Patrick

I love going full Adriana Chechik on Patrick
by Bae____ September 30, 2023
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