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MATH

MATH stands for:

Metal
Abuse
To
Humans
Finn: hey we have MATH
Carl: Great
by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023
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maths

a torture method used on children 5 days a week. Sometimes on weekends as well.
I hate maths!
I don't understand maths.
by HelloKittyLover66 October 26, 2022
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Math Discoverer's Cocktail

The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail made by me. Let's say you can't taste sour that much and can't taste bitter and you workout from morning until night and don't know math. Here's The Math Discoverer's Cocktail.

Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.

Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.

You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.

Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.

Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.

You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.

Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.

Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.

Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.

Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.

Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025
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Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.
"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"
by starvingRD January 1, 2015
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Organic math chemistry tutor

The true sleeper of keeping the next generation in check.
A:bro I’m struggling with tomorrows test and professors notes are dogshit
B: no worries bro organic math chemistry tutors got your back, he will explain the whole topic in under an hour and I don’t think most of us would have survived in college without him.
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help me in maths

how to find orthocenter of triangle
persosnb 1 help me in maths I want center of triahngles
by NIGGA SLAVE October 31, 2022
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Math

Number one way of killing all of your brain cells
"Hey John, wake up!"
*John is dead due to math killing all of his brain cells and pronouncing him brain-dead*
by Kil Yosef May 29, 2018
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