Hog cranker

The person who catches the most hog fish

That boy Andrew a hog cranker

by Hogcranker33 December 15, 2025

russian hog tie

when you’re naked, tied to a tree in the woods, and your arms and legs are tied apart and your balls are also tied.

then, honey is poured on your balls and you’re abandoned so a bear can come and lick the honey off your balls.

my wife Mary made sure to give me the russian hog tie last night! the bear got a little too hungry and now i only have one ball.

by HotDragon57 December 26, 2025

uncut hog

It is a males penis with the for-skin still attached.

My boyfriend has a huge uncut hog.

by anonymous September 16, 2023

Juicing your hog

When you get lost in the sauce, whacking it at rapid speeds

"Yo dude, stop juicing your hog"

(Me covered in jizz)

by Moosefurss September 22, 2023

stunt hog

A stand-in penis used for a celebrity in a nude scene.

Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.

by Stunthog September 28, 2023

crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

HOG OUT

DEFINITION: <HOG OUT:(Hog- Oůt )>The intentional act of gaining weight rapidly in the abdominal region specifically the Belly becoming Round and cumbersome.

When a gay man is intentionally gaining weight rapidly fat accumulated predominantly in his belly: or gut. Makings dad bod physique grow beyond that making it ha Hog Man's physique rotund distended corpulent spheroid massive fat hog man gut.

Applies particularly to Gay Gainers over 40 years of age that are aspiration to grow such a protuberance diliberately and are often proud of it being on display.

"Man did you see Christopher last night Hogging Out " says Nick

"YEAH he has Hoged Out gut is getting huge eatting like that" says Ryan

"I want to Hog Out like that" says Mitch

by Gainerhog April 10, 2024