david gilmour

david gilmour aka the seggsiest man alive is a legendary guitarist and played for pink floyd. no, he is not a gilmore girl. yes he hates roger waters

who is david gilmour?
glad you asked *precedes to show pictures of a hot man playing guitar shirtless in a place called pompeii*

by mentally married to rockstars September 4, 2021

david peacock

David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself

Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...

Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock

by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018

David wall

David wall is a well know sociopath and loves to play with minors in his free time he is always well know for pissing on people it’s a habit of thr young man David wall

A fuck David wall has the cock out

by Localscumbag June 26, 2023

zaria david

Zaria is the nicest person ever. She makes me smile when i’m sad and cares about many people. Everyone helps her when she’s sad because she would do the same for us We love zaria and care for her very much

💖 from ushay
to zaria david

by lalaworld323 October 2, 2022

Daddy David

Sexiest coach alive. Loves his players, often good at coaching with bald head and dark skin.

Daddy David is such a good
coach!

by chowdaviontavis jamesthe3rd February 20, 2022

david otunga

the worst man to live and wrestles but he sucks but the only good thing is that he dates jordan sparks

"Who is that gay guy on the roster?" "David Otunga!"

by jwilliams0722 May 16, 2010

David Blaine

The act of promoting one’s self, abilities, or predicted achievements to impossibly high expectations only to crash and burn in such a public fashion people will use that failure as a gauge against other public failures for years to come.

After talking so much crap for the past two years about his Thai-bo skillz, Pauley got completely David Blained by that Ukrainian kid with the lazy eye.

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006