Nice on the outside mean on the in he might look all nice and lovey but he's not yall ever listen to that song cowboy Casanova by Carrie underwood that's the definition of Austin
by That's it folks August 23, 2021
Get the Austinmug. He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right. He genuinely cares about everyone. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. He is tall and has the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen and light brown hair. The best guitar player and very good at baseball. Known to have a very big dick and good in bed.
by boombopbamcrack April 16, 2019
Get the Austinmug. The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
Get the Austin Dyer Specialmug. by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018
Get the Austinmug. by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020
Get the Austinmug. he's doing the austin again
by XEMPTED April 23, 2024
Get the Austinmug. by Garneskil764 July 27, 2020
Get the Austinmug.