What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
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Get the I.T Moment mug.the moment you realize that the article you are reading is from wikipedia simple instead of wikipedia normal, and feel like a complete moron.
I had a real wikiduh moment when I was reading that article on santa clause and wondered why it was only 2 paragraphs long and was written by an 8 year old.
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- I just had the ultimate Anastasia moment!
- What's that like?
- I can't use my arms to carry stuff, because I am on crutches. But I wanted to eat cereals for dinner and watch How I met your mother at the same time, but my family had abandoned me. So I go downstairs to the kitchen and I come up with a brilliant idea, I put cereals and milk into a tupperware, I close it, and but it on my head. I am balancing my way to the TV, I go up five steps, and boom, it's all on the floor. It looked like I had puked everywhere, so I quit and just sort of sat there... My mom didn't even yell. That's how pathetic I am.
- What's that like?
- I can't use my arms to carry stuff, because I am on crutches. But I wanted to eat cereals for dinner and watch How I met your mother at the same time, but my family had abandoned me. So I go downstairs to the kitchen and I come up with a brilliant idea, I put cereals and milk into a tupperware, I close it, and but it on my head. I am balancing my way to the TV, I go up five steps, and boom, it's all on the floor. It looked like I had puked everywhere, so I quit and just sort of sat there... My mom didn't even yell. That's how pathetic I am.
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Person 1: Person 2 really just flew into a lantern and then got spawn camped by skeletons.
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Example #1:
-Ok, I'll admit, apple is a good company but it has maany flaws, like the price, the unexciting improvements and many more...
-WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! APPLE IS -THE- GREATEST COMPANY EVER, WITHOUT ANY DOUBT!!
-Dimitris moment...
Example #2:
-Yoo come on, let's chat, we haven't got anything else to do.
-Naaahhhh sorry, I'm not in the mood. I'll go play COD for 5 hours "cough" "cough" I mean I'll go study or sleep...
-Dimitris moment....
-Ok, I'll admit, apple is a good company but it has maany flaws, like the price, the unexciting improvements and many more...
-WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! APPLE IS -THE- GREATEST COMPANY EVER, WITHOUT ANY DOUBT!!
-Dimitris moment...
Example #2:
-Yoo come on, let's chat, we haven't got anything else to do.
-Naaahhhh sorry, I'm not in the mood. I'll go play COD for 5 hours "cough" "cough" I mean I'll go study or sleep...
-Dimitris moment....
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