Teapot Shuffle

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'

My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.

by Gay Indifference July 5, 2008

Ali shuffle

Muhammad Ali's footwork while boxing.

- while ya` watched his feet , he used to punch ya` right in da nose.

- Nuthin' bfeeded Alah` shuffle, man.

- once he said: " dere be no shame in goin` down, da shame be in staying down ".

-...hehehe...a lot uh boxers stayed down with his Ali shuffle.

by William Warney March 14, 2010

chinaman shuffle

When passenger (most notably on the TTC in Toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.

I almost tripped getting out of my seat because the guy in aisle seat did the chinaman shuffle

by chingchongpotato February 10, 2014

that’s tuff

when something unexpectedly goes wrong and you have no words other then “that’s tuff” to say.

Jonathan’s mom said he would get $50 from her if he made festivals. He made festivals but his mother did not give him $50. Now that’s tuff.

by ibby jibby June 7, 2018

BROWN FINGER SHUFFLE

THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS

I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 9, 2010

get stuffed

The other definitions are all purely American. The British and Aussie chaps use "get stuffed" to mean "Get lost!" or "Go away!"

"You want HOW MUCH, you tawdry tart? Get stuffed!"

by Whoretense January 31, 2010

smuff

Smuff is a uni-sex tubular seamless versatile washable garment of extremely soft feel made of 100% breathable sweat-absorbing colorfast microfiber material that can be worn in a variety of ways, providing a high level of comfort, protection, and style during different kinds of outdoor activities, driving, and recreational activities including sports etc.

Hey that smuff looks cool.

by godlyfigure November 25, 2011