Straight Homo

Someone who defines themselves as “Straight,” but acts and is gay.

Alex Ibarra is a straight homo.

by Gay Roach September 26, 2018

Straight Jook'n

To dance with unbelievable fervor on beat and in context.

"Just finished watching the Soul Train documentary, and the people on the show were Straight Jook'n"

by Ditigal_Crates February 6, 2010

straight ace

A person that doesn't feel sexual attraction (asexual or ace) but romantic attraction towards the opposite gender (heteroromantic).

A: "Have you seen Sara and her boyfriend?"
B: "I thought she was asexual"
A: "Yes she is but she is straight ace"

*PLEASE ONLY USE THIS WORD IF THE PERSON IS OK WITH IT!!
MANY HETEROROMANTIC ASEXUALS FEEL INVALID WHEN THAY ARE CALLED "STRAIGHT" ACE.*

by asobiko-chan December 17, 2016

Super straight

A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.

Max: I'm super straight
Cylis: Get a life loser

*Max dies from unknown causes 5 hours later*

by Laggi the pansexual dumbass May 6, 2023

straight joesph

an expression of agreement, mainly used when baking cookies at the bakery

"lets go cheef that"---"straight joesph"

"thats straight joesph"

by joesphjoe February 12, 2010

Super Straight

A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.

“Noahs a super straight”
“Actually? Maybe we should shit in ash trays together”

by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022

Straight Cabbage

An action or trick(usually in extreme sports) so gnarly or rad the only way to describe it is straight cabbage. Can also be used to describe dank food.

Did you see Marcus pull that 540 method grab? That was straight cabbage!

Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!

by Mtothew March 12, 2010