Social Snapshot

A misleading photograph typically displayed on social networking sites. Used to falsify appearance and physical atributes.

- "That bitch on Facebook is fucking hot."

- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"

- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"

by intergalacticbrotherhoodofU.D March 12, 2011

Social Queue

In a class, social gathering, etc. & you are only on small speaking terms with one person, while that person has more than one good friend in the class. You are stuck with trying to get their attention so you don't feel so alone, but are pushed to the back of their mind because they don't need to speak with you. You are left ignored & seeming desperate.

In every class I had in the 9th grade, I was pushed to the back of a Social Queue in every class.

by Doctor Loquacious May 9, 2016

social tofu

A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.

That guy is Social Tofu, sure he'll talk to you about the injustice of animal abuse but tomorrow he will defend bear baiting to the death.

by katie the lady August 30, 2010

social incontinence

A person who cannot keep his/her mouth shut and/or says highly innappropriate things in public.

Wow, that dude suffers from social incontinence. He is so totally socially incontinent!

by brattygurl July 23, 2010

social shit

Two or more people in a public restroom partaking in deficating while holding a conversation.

Claire, Abby, Paige, Julia and Monta had a social shit in the third floor bathroom of Siedschlag.

by Claire M December 19, 2007

Social Marcus

An oxymoron; similar to Government Intelligence.

Voice 1: Have you seen how social Marcus has been recently?

Voice 2: What are you talking about?

Voice 1: Yeah.

Voice 2: ...

Voice 1: Nice weather outside, right?

by Dr. Wily March 31, 2005

social distance

Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years

Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time

by Butter Mike April 27, 2020