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kaka slide

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.
The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.
by poomoj January 20, 2013
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Jeffrey Slide

When your girl gets her face down right and creates a perfect slope with her back so you nut on her back and slide down that bitch.
Guy 1 - "Yo dawg, I finally got my girl to not act like a table and slope her back right, then I gave her a fucking Jeffrey Slide."

Guy 2- "Sick dawg!"
by Jayslide June 5, 2020
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sliding scale

A nutritional supplement, such as Boost Plus or Ensure, commonly used in eating disorder treatment to make up for unfinished components of your meal plan. It is ordered by a registered dietitian.
I didn’t have time to finish the last three bites of my snack so now I have to drink my sliding scale.
by Anxiously September 7, 2019
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Elephant Slide

This is a sexual move used mostly by the Vulpsie. Made popular by her in the late 90's in the Bay Area gay sex scene. It's really rowdy stuff not for the faint of heart.

It involved the use of a butt plug that has been inside several butts.
Amy pulled out her classic elephant slide last night, and today I'm walking like Yosemite Sam
by myhk April 27, 2019
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Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.
Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 7, 2023
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comma tose slide

while your girl is sleeping, blow your load on her face, and it slides down
She's to drunk to stay awake, jerk off, blow in her face and let it run down,the comma tose slide.
by brett fields July 12, 2006
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dm slide irl

when you slide in gym class and yell "this be yo girls dms"
i dm slide irl everyday in gym classe because i am a lonlely meme king
by SIgabyTheMage January 19, 2017
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