Singletown

A lonely place where single people live.

"oh i heard you bought a new flat in singletown?"

- "yeah it's new so it's EMPTY LIKE MY SOUL"

by danny8800 August 10, 2012

Singletin

A Singletin is a highly eligible single professional.

Jane is a Singletin, she is one of the most eligible females in the country.

Jane wants to be introduced to Mark because he is also a Singletin.

by Anneet February 26, 2013

singlestache

The mustache you shave either right after or right before the end of a relationship to symbolize your new found independence. Also can be used a flag to show that you are not ready for another relationship.

1: Did you see Bob's singlestache?
2: Yeah man he must be about to break up with his girlfriend.

or

I'd totally go out with Bob but he has that silly singlestache. Maybe I'll ask him out when he shaves it.

by TheMcGuinness August 28, 2014

Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.

So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law

by metagrindr December 5, 2014

Singleitis

The suffering from being single

I have singleitis, its horrible, I really need someone.

by hpmatt March 4, 2015

Singled

Verb: Nicer term than "dumped"

I have recently been singled.

by jech2810 September 19, 2016

Singlewave

When a bunch of single/thirsty girls show up to a public place just so they cam try and get guys

Guy 1: Dude , look at all the girls that just showed up.
Guy 2: Thats a huge singlewave...
Guy 1: Bitches be thirsty man

by flyingsquirrel207 November 9, 2017