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OJ Simp

A man who gets every woman and kills them in there sleep, getting away with it.
OJ Simp: Pokimane, you should go to bed because I'm going to get my boi Johnny Cochran to talk about Chewbacca. *stabby stabby stabby*
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loyal simp

A nigga who only simps for 1 for chica and 1 chica only.
Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.
by BigDaddyJoel November 28, 2020
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Simp emily

Emily is the definition of a SIMP. She likes to go for noodle head looking boys who are addicted to nicotine. All Emily’s need a reality check to stop simping for these boys who are not IT.
by the answer to life April 16, 2020
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uber simp

an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are
man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp
by skidd18 February 4, 2020
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No simp day

On the 4th of November no boy who is 14 names jaykay ahem I mean name is unknown has to stop dumping and come back to the boys
Jaykay oh shit I Mean boy stop dumping and come back to the boys it’s no simp day cunt
by Non simp day October 3, 2020
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Simp Master

in all four nations the simp master is know for defeating the thot nation

characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare
by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021
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Chinese Simp

Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.
Karen is a Chinese Simp.
Omg, I am not a Chinese Simp.
by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021
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