Skip to main content

Riding the Rivers

1) A phrase used to describe a large margin of victory, often with the intent to degrade the losing team or player.
2) To have a relaxing day fishing in a calm river. To tame the river, just for the sake of proving your superiority over said river.
3) A term used to describe the incredible feat of Bilbo Baggins when he rode down the river on barrels through Mirkwood to save the dwarves of the Lonely Mountain, shows the power of the Fellowship.
4) Any fantasy football team that has Philip Rivers at QB and foolishly believes that he will lead their team to victory.
5) Slang for embarrassing.
6) Phrase used to imply failure.
I rode all over the rivers today in my fantasy football game.

Notre Dame had their rivers riden all over last week in that embarrassing loss.

I'm riding the rivers, and it is only too easy.

Hate to burst your bubble, but I just stopped the river.
by The Fellowship team October 23, 2011
mugGet the Riding the Riversmug.

riding clean

Looking like you got money, a clean car does not mean no trash, it means whoever is saying that you're "riding clean" likes your car.
Example "Yo my fam that 1984 Buick is sweet, you riding clean now because you were in that raggedy 1983 rusty Buick last year."
by $streetTalk August 7, 2015
mugGet the riding cleanmug.

Presidential Ride

Painting your dick like the American flag, and then let a bitch go for a ride
"At the July 4th party i found this bitch and took her on a presidential ride"
by Luigi EAMMY April 18, 2010
mugGet the Presidential Ridemug.

Dog Ride

Having someone go with you as a passenger to run errands/pick something up simply for the fact of getting out of the house/office/etc.

Like taking your dog for a ride just because he likes going in the car. In this case the dog is a human.
Hey I am going to the store to get an energy drink, do you want to go for a dog ride?
by Supermega1 June 4, 2009
mugGet the Dog Ridemug.

Horse ride

The act of fighting with a friend and then proceeding to take him/her down and sitting/bouncing up and down on them while yelling "ride a horsy, ride a horsy"
"Come on jonny fight him
No way! He always gets mad when i horse ride him and that's the only way i win."
by jonnyjohnjoe June 19, 2011
mugGet the Horse ridemug.

Wide Ride

You wouldn't want to get it one with her, she's a wide ride.
by Cynthia Mathew August 14, 2017
mugGet the Wide Ridemug.

ride the lightning

The process of shoving your dick in an electric fence, causeing the shock to make you jizz. A.K.A. Fence Fucking
Yo, my nigga had to ride the lightning, because I dared him. lol
by Bill Engvald Packston November 20, 2009
mugGet the ride the lightningmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email