Great Retard

two (or more) retarfs that think exactly the same to the exact same level of stupidity.

1) "acute intracranial hemorrhage caused by Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
2) "cause of death: blunt headforce trauma from Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
1) "holy shit we said the same exact thing but in different wording"
2) "Great Retards think alike"

by 1jeaner1 July 20, 2021

gigolo retard

a person of a man who at the same time being obnoxious with his flamboyancy also obstinate against his peers in a further obnoxious way

damn, that gigolo retard sure could need some help cooling down

by original nazarene July 21, 2021

Living Retardism

Emo Used HM01 is retarded , thats is all
A more complicated way of saying he is retarded

Squirrel says "Emo your the definition of Living Retardism"

by richyrichyrichy June 19, 2021

Retard Drag

When pulling dead weight is significantly heavier, or more difficult. Due in large part to the the fact that the weight is retarded.

John passed out in the job site, but due to his retard drag, nobody could pull him to safety.

by Gatordontplaythatshit July 8, 2021

Sugar Retarded

What you become when you shove a Gordian Knot of gummy worms down your throat, chug an entire 2L soda, a candy bar milkshake, then snort an entire bag of sugar for good measure.

"Jason really overdid the candy at the party yesterday, he's still Sugar retarded"

by realmrniceface July 9, 2021

Retard Lifeguard

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.

Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."

by thatgirltrippy September 23, 2013

Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011