kinky potato

A person that considers themselves both average AND a bit kinky or freaky

Dude, have you seen Janet?
Yeah, what about her?
She is SUCH a kinky potato.

by potatomystery December 26, 2016

meat potato

What your balls look like after going swimming.

Dude, we got back from that show at like 2am and that chick slobbed all over my meat potato.

by SkuzzyJ December 29, 2016

Anus-potato

Anus-potato is a word used as a swear word toward someone else. It can be used as a replacement for idiot.

"God Bob! You're such an anus-potato!"

by cate151 January 28, 2017

Mashed Potatoes

your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed :0

explanation: chewing potatoes mashes them ;)

To me, you are a mashed potato (mashed potatoes).

by allyson and ashley and audrey December 1, 2020

Idaho Potatoes

its just...potatoes...

omg i could really go for some idaho potatoes

by AngerIssues06 December 23, 2020

Dick potato

When potatoes began to grow out of your penis

God I've started growing dick potatoes again

by Landapotato July 13, 2021

lil potato

A wonderful happy young girl with a big smile and a bright future. makes everyone around them happy and is always there for a friend.

That girl is such a lil potato

by hello my little kitty July 19, 2021