much the same as was explained above although you kick your partner on the shin, forcing them to hop on one leg as though they had a wooden one ( the one you kicked .
Joe schmoe: oh baby im gonna cum
* pulls out, unloads in her eye and kicks her shin*
tiffany: Ouch
*hobbles*
Joe schmoe: arrr! you're a filthy pirate
* pulls out, unloads in her eye and kicks her shin*
tiffany: Ouch
*hobbles*
Joe schmoe: arrr! you're a filthy pirate
by chris cskay October 19, 2006
by Bungho May 14, 2004
taking immense pleasure in releasing faeces onto a womans eye thus making it appear as a pirates patch.
by Shimone October 28, 2003
by Katie Kaleidoscope February 08, 2007
When you pull out during sex, cum in one of the persons eye causing one eye to be covered. You then kick her shin so she is hopping on one leg, just like an angry pirate. You then run away before she calls the police for rape.
by Antsmasher March 03, 2019
by Matt Loesch April 26, 2006
dude 1: hey dude check out that guy standing there, i think he's wearing two eyepatches
dude 2: omg hes a double pirate
dude 1: hahah what a weirdo, i think he's just sleepy
dude 2: omg hes a double pirate
dude 1: hahah what a weirdo, i think he's just sleepy
by heh? August 09, 2007