filthy pirate

much the same as was explained above although you kick your partner on the shin, forcing them to hop on one leg as though they had a wooden one ( the one you kicked .

Joe schmoe: oh baby im gonna cum
* pulls out, unloads in her eye and kicks her shin*
tiffany: Ouch
*hobbles*
Joe schmoe: arrr! you're a filthy pirate

by chris cskay October 19, 2006

Peter pirate

A malicious nigger,who claims his booty with force using his stiff cock.
SEE ALSO Butthole bandit

When in prison the peter pirates may cum a knockin

by Bungho May 14, 2004

pirate patch

taking immense pleasure in releasing faeces onto a womans eye thus making it appear as a pirates patch.

ooo aaargh bitch ur a real pirate now!!

by Shimone October 28, 2003

Pirate Hooker

a friend that is acting aloof and generally likes the cock.

Damnit, you're such a Pirate Hooker.

by Katie Kaleidoscope February 10, 2007

Butt Pirate

One who enjoys taking it up the butt.

Chris Twar is a butt pirate.

by Matt Loesch July 19, 2006

The Angry Pirate

When you pull out during sex, cum in one of the persons eye causing one eye to be covered. You then kick her shin so she is hopping on one leg, just like an angry pirate. You then run away before she calls the police for rape.

My favorite thing to do to a woman, is the Angry Pirate

by Antsmasher March 3, 2019

ass pirate

Much like ass hat, refering to someone as a fag(homo, gay, poof, faggot). Someone who likes anal sex preferally from the same sex, thus being a ass pirate for pirating alot of ass.

A> Dude your homo
B> Get fucked your a fag
A> Your a fucken ass pirate dude.

by Phillip K November 1, 2006