Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

[tit carwash]

The act of placing ones face in a woman's cleavage while the woman shimmies, jiggles or otherwise moves her bosom, or "tits", in a sweeping, back and forth, generally horizontal motion similar to a drive-thru carwash.

"Dude I can't believe you just payed two hundred bucks for 3 songs in the champagne room! Did she touch your penis?"
"No, but I did get a 25 minute tit carwash."

by Charrro December 27, 2008

an-tits-ipation

The great anticipation one gets when one is waiting for breasts to be shown during a porno, during sex... etc.

"Dude, this porno sucked! I didn't see her tits until 10 minutes in. I was dieing of an-tits-ipation.

by I really like porn, like a lot April 13, 2013

Kosher tits

When a woman has naturally large breast, no fillers or substitution.

at my best friends bar mitzvah, I admired his aunts ample Kosher Tits

by rapper baby of death April 17, 2013

medieval tits

Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.

Wow, those are some medieval tits!

by Youneverknow666 February 14, 2014

goldilocks tits

The breasts of a woman that are not too small, but not too large. They are just right. They dont get in the way, but are still visible. They work on almost any woman and is the icing on the cake for a girl who one would consider cute but not hot.

Guy A: I hooked up with this girl who had some nice goldilocks tits

Guy B: Sick bro, what size?

Guy A: 36C I think

by yochoc May 17, 2014

tit-digging

When a guy puts his dick in between a woman's breasts and repeatedly rubs back and forth as if they were digging a ditch.

Jeff was tit-digging Lisa when he out his cock between her boobs.

by Thegoldenjoint June 5, 2014