shit or get off the pot

Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.

Shit or get off the fucking pot man, you have to get one item not 5 fucking items.

by Dan Ask December 17, 2004

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pot-bellied spider monkey

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.

my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.

by phaydeout January 17, 2011

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A chicken for every pot to piss in

Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").

In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013

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Pot Calling Kettle Black

This is an idiom with Spanish origin that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are equally as guilty of doing... Thus an example of psychological projection.

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

Sydney: you always cheat in any card game we play; all you care about is winning
John: Pot Calling Kettle Black!

by nomusclerussell September 25, 2017

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