Cracked a Bean

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.

Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.

by DabombBiaaaach June 01, 2023

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Cooly Beans

An expression meaning that everything's fine and alright. Often used as a way to show approval of something.

Person: We're going to the movies.
Person#2: Cooly Beans

by falsestart October 04, 2009

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Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.

John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.

by Dogler July 28, 2017

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bobby bean

To sham; to blow off your responsibilities; someone who slacks off

Way to bobby bean on your vital signs

by Lady Bug RN July 11, 2008

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Dick Bean

Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.

Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!

by Washoe March 11, 2015

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