Joe gilhooly

A Joe gilhooly loves scratching and then sniffing his bollocks all the time.
Did he scratch and sniff?
Yeah, he’s such a joe gilhooly.
by KwesingtonThe1st January 26, 2020
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Joe baiting

When a girl in a relationship leads a single guy on to feel better about herself or to have a safety net if her relationship goes south. The male version of this is Hoe baiting.
Friend: Don’t let her trick you into Joe baiting you! She’s using you!
by Word Smyth December 03, 2018
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Father Joe

Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.

Note, this only works with males named Joe.
Lady: I'm exhausted

Friend: Why?

Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!

Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 09, 2020
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Joe Hollywood

That Joe Hollywood boy has been there and done that.
by DirkLook September 05, 2022
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Joe Mccoy

Joe mccoy is a big man who can magically make baseball bats appear out of thin air.
He runs Scott estate and chats the biggest shit in the world. He is world renouned for selling the devils lettuce
Oh my god theres Joe Mccoy we better run away!
by Ethan Kumarajeeewa November 23, 2021
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joe bostock

The word used to describe the common being that likes to isolate him/herself and smoke cannabis, this being is usualy found in its natural habitat smoking a fat spliff and making yo mamma jokes.
Alex: Safe ladd is jeoff out tonight.

Dean: No hes picking up a fat 10 hes such a joe bostock
by jjeaves May 25, 2015
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Joe D

A fat short kid that thinks he’s tough and cool. However in reality he’s not cool at all not good at fighting and he is incredibly weak. He also thinks that he’s good at everything when in reality the only thing he’s good at is being a dumbass. He thinks he’s in shape but has the body of a 40-year-old alcoholic man aka beer belly. He thinks bowling is a sport despite the fact that it only burns 300 Per hour. Also he has a chode whether he admits it or not.
Steve: hey look it’s Joe D
Jeff: bro that kid is the worlds biggest Fag
by Fricku69 December 31, 2021
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