TOP 4 IS OFFICIALLY OVER. WE HAVE CONCEDED 6 FUCKING GOALS TO MANCHESTER SHITTY IN TOTAL. OUR DEFENSE ARE A BUNCH OF STATUE OF LIBERTIES NOT MARKING ANYONE OR STOPPING THE FUCKING CROSS FROM COMING IN. TERMINATE MAGUIRE'S CONTRACT. HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO PLAY FOR THE FUCKING BADGE LET ALONE THE PREM. HE JUST SAT THERE AND LET THE DAMN CROSS COME RIGHT IN AND LET DE BRUYNE SCORE UNMARKED TWICE. MAHREZ SCORES UNMARKED. WHERE IS THE DAMN DEFENSE? TOO SCARED TO GET COVID BECAUSE YOU WONT MARK ANYONE? WE GOT TRASHED 4-1. FOUR FUCKING ONE. WORST DEFEAT BY CITY IN A LONG FUCKING TIME. GET RID OF EVERYONE IN THIS JOKE CLUB. I AM SICK AND TIRED AND I AM ABOUT TO GET RID OF MY UNITED SHIRTS. I AM DONE WATCHING SHITTY PREFORMANCES EVERY FUCKING WEEK. WE WILL NOT WIN THE UCL AND WE WONT GET TOP 4. THIS CLUB IS OFFICIALLY FINISHED. MIGHT ASWELL DELETE THE DAMN CLUB BECAUSE WE WILL GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE. WE WILL GET DESTROYED BY LIVERPOOL, LOSE TO ARSENAL, DROP POINTS TO SPURS, AND LOSE TO CHELSEA. WE ARE AN EMBERASSING CLUB AND WE ARE A MEME. SUCH A FUCKING JOKE. MAGUIRE AND LINDELOF? FRED AND MCTOMINAY IN THE FUCKING DERBY? FUCK OFF. RANGNICK IS OLE IN DISGUISE . SHIT SHIT SHIT.
by VëN0mbúÑny June 02, 2022
That one friend that's always on top of everything, he always has plans prepared, always ready to go out, always the social one, typically more extroverted than you.
"Ask Richard for tonight's plans, the dudes the platonic top of this friendship, I let him handle everything."
by Azeban September 13, 2020
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by Jony_Pony March 24, 2009
(Noun)Where you store your lightest oxegyn and lose it due to more air
(Verb)you SCREEEEEE at the top of your lungs
(Adjective)you stop screaming at the top of your lungs
(Verb)you SCREEEEEE at the top of your lungs
(Adjective)you stop screaming at the top of your lungs
by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 23, 2021
A term in the gay community used to describe a sexually aggressive male during sex who does what he wants, often without permission, and gets away with it on their submissive partner. In extreme cases, they become a “toxic top” and are often sadistic.
That dominant top choked me last night while railing me, spat on my face, and then said “I love you bitch boy”. It was hot!
by Moosetwink July 14, 2023
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