by ijustateacheeseslice May 01, 2022
An event in which a group of males form a circle and masturbate as if their penises were the crank of a Gatling Gun until they ejaculate straight up into the air.
by A Very Concerned Avocado April 04, 2020
Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air
by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 04, 2019
Sexual position popular among homosexual males which consists of sticking your balls in the other persons anus, while the other person does the same. When the scrotums are placed in the orifice the two persons masturbate each other following the same rythm. The people are sitting in front of each other similar to the "Scissor Sisters" position.
The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.
The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.
- You remember that spanish guy Totoezzo ?
- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.
- Wow, you crazy MF
- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.
- Wow, you crazy MF
by 666g666 July 31, 2015
When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.
by Kad357 November 10, 2019
May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.
John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
by Cable-priest May 14, 2019
This is what you get when you eat BW3 carribean jerk wings and mix it up with a pile or ronchy, rank ass puss! Future problems arise as one herpe can cause cancer in your intestinal track and esophagus. Doctors diagnose this as an uncurable disease unless you can find the right mix of semen to cure it. Some girls, not mentioning any names, spend damn and night trapping dick with the intention of curing this horrible cancer.
"Mam, I hate to tell you, but your gonna die soon. It appears that a carribean jerk herpe has infected you and caused a severe cancer to form in your intestines. You have one month to live!"
by Doc Cap Morgans March 04, 2004