Jamming in the deep

I'm going to be jamming in the deep tonight.

by loopyasdfijaoif November 30, 2011

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Monster JAM

Monster Jam is a way of life. Everyone involved has to have drank at least 10 Monster energy drinks. Then at LEAST 10 dudes smash at LEAST 10 erect penises into ONE woman's anus while all simultaneously yelling MONSTERRR JAAAAMMMMMMMM

Monster Jam means this.

Dirty Mike and The Boys decided to get a couple of cases of Monster and bring their friend Marnie over with the intention of smashing her with many many cocks. She came over, monster was consumed, and Monsters were jammed roughly into a single hole.

"That was a solid Monster Jam the other weekend, wasn't it Marnie?"

"Yeah my anus still hasn't stopped bleeding..."

MONSTER JAMMMMMMMM.

by Monster Jammer May 27, 2019

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California Log Jam

When two people go ass-to-ass and proceed to pass stool simultaneously.

After some bran cereal and coffee, we were both ready for some California Log Jamming.

by smothers-brothers May 31, 2012

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kick out the jams

To eliminate any hangups or problems (Jams) in your life by cutting loose and getting wild.

After a long week of working for the Man I like to chase Skirts and Party, really Kick Out The Jams, you know?

by bronxeel July 10, 2011

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Turkish Door Jam

for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice HOT shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. After the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his penis to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the ass violently making them gobble like a turkey.

yeah bro, she said she was on her way over, so i told her i would be in the shower, and to just come in and wait for me.....i snuck up from behind and gave that bitch the Turkish Door Jam!

by RodHart December 11, 2010

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