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Safety Glass

the 'money shot', ejaculation
ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.
by Capn' Poot Poot September 8, 2011
mugGet the Safety Glassmug.

wearing square glasses

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.
emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”

nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”

suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022
mugGet the wearing square glassesmug.

a spoon in a glass of water

An exclamation showing one’s dislike for food photos.
I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!
by megan11000 March 12, 2021
mugGet the a spoon in a glass of watermug.

Dutch Glass Blower

On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
mugGet the Dutch Glass Blowermug.

Miss glass

That's Miss Glass, she is hard as glass, she's the wrong one to try and shatter, don't let thinking you can see through her fool you, she is suprisingly not fragile.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
mugGet the Miss glassmug.

empty glass

a glass usually made of glass material that is not filled with something
Give me a beer I have an empty glass
by coolperson101101101 November 19, 2013
mugGet the empty glassmug.

glass rose

Timmy never asks for a meth pipe in the head shop. He asks for a glass rose, and if he's lucky it has a teeny tiny flower in it.
by fVck_m3th March 7, 2025
mugGet the glass rosemug.

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