John Bermo

A ledgend of a Demi-God Will Punch every leg going Once gave a bender a hickey (GAZZA CONNOLY) Will Bermo slam the fuck out of your anus if you don't have homework or will give you a green incident on a good day

Damn look it's John Bermo

by King Steve Toast head October 3, 2019

John Pullen

bald man who is the lord of all

"wow he is such a John Pullen"

by Aaron Girn August 29, 2020

wrong johns

noun- extremely tight jeans commonly worn by emo or skater males only. these are different from "skinny jeans" worn by "homies" in that wrong johns are even tight at the calf and ankle. from only a short distance, they appear to be "long johns" or long underwear that someone is wearing as pants, with a large belt, even though their boxers are showing. and that's just wrong. ergo, "wrong johns".

You- "I saw Jarrod wearing thermal underwear at the mall yesterday. Very strange. I guess he was there to buy pants."

Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".

by sam skrambel July 20, 2009

John Lagging

Drunk

When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"

"Steady mate, how many have you had?"

"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"

by H0t J0n June 26, 2008

john gow

A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!

by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018

John Wick’d

(Verb) past tense; The act of going to kill some fucker because they: killed your favorite dog, stole your car, blew up your house, or completely fucked up your day in some way shape or form. This occurs more often when the person’s spouse has deceased.

Ashley: “What did you do to the people that stole your car?”
Jimmy: “I John Wick’d there asses!”

by Jaybo524 December 16, 2017

Original John

(verb) To drink bourbon and smoke a pipe while playing monopoly. Usually includes sorting opposing players into Hogwarts Houses.

"Hey you guys want to go out tonight, drink some vodka and try to pick up girls at The Club?"

"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."

by Mayja Layza April 23, 2013