may 8th 

A real bitch birthday !😴🎂

👤:oh yo birthday on may 8th
me:YOP u kno us taurus do it tha best🤣

may 8th by 4kt is trash April 24, 2023

May 4th 

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day

Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1

May 4th by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

May 8th 

May 8th is when u Tell your crush u like them in person

Girl: I like u would u be my bf
Boy: Why are u telling me just now tho
Girl: cause it’s May 8th
Boy: well in that case then yes
Girl: Ily
Boy: ily2

May 8th by UnicornIs456789 May 7, 2023

May 25th 

The day where everyone tries to get the highest they physically can. It is 100x more intense than 420 (April 20th) Most people use edibles to get a big high and too participate it is required you do not go to school/work that day

Bro r u coming to school?
Nah fam it’s may 25th fuh outta here💀🤣🤣

May 25th by RgGhoulZ May 14, 2023

May 15th, 2023 

The day May 15th, 2023. A day that is also in the 21st century. A very sunny day in most of the U.S. Mostly ranging from 70-80 degrees. A boring normal day for most.

"Hey what day is it?" , said Randomman, "Its May 15th, 2023." said Evenrandomerman.

May 15th, 2023 by TheUniverse--->hi May 15, 2023

May 20 

Heterosexual day

Even if you are gay, at least for one day May 20 you will be normal on heterosexual day

May 20 by MindSetforYou May 20, 2023

May 22nd 

National suck a guy’s dick day

May 22nd: one of the few days, that a girl has to suck a guy’s dick if he says so.

Guy: Hey it’s May 22nd
Girl: oh yeah sorry
Guy: no worries
Girl: *sucks*

May 22nd by GGBRODEAD May 21, 2023