- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
Get the benjamin mamug. by reyschultz September 8, 2021
Get the ma-na-chumug. by Amethyst679 October 20, 2021
Get the MASmug. another term for a vagina, that is considered "fat, tight and wet". Often used as a compliment for when the vagina is top tier.
Guy: Aye baby, send me a video of you playing with Fat Ma.
Girl 1: He just called me Fat Ma! Is he saying I’m fat?
Girl 2: No, he’s saying you got pressure down there.
Girl 1: He just called me Fat Ma! Is he saying I’m fat?
Girl 2: No, he’s saying you got pressure down there.
by Freaky_Vee December 6, 2023
Get the Fat Mamug. by Tiegan:) December 11, 2021
Get the no in ma hoose sonmug. a fatal disease that can infect anyone vut mire prominent towards girls.one if the symptoms is the person would get absorbed wayyyyy toooo much into drama and anyone with skin like he's bathed in yogurt for decades and a nationality of south korean in the passport.they're all lucky if they can past through her without getting followed by like a zombie.
OMG....that girl has been draining herself from watching all those korean dramas all night without getting a break.girl! is that even humanely possible?is it possibly she's been infected with telinga Ma?!?!?!
by TheDrippingVenom April 22, 2018
Get the telinga mamug. or my pookie is another word for my loves, someone that is very close to you, like a close friend or sibling
by Iluvmeman October 9, 2023
Get the ma pooksmug.