squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

Target Looter Kang

Noun. A mockery of the Martin Luther King holiday in the US. Mail, government offices, and other services are closed.

Kangz is a word drawn from how African Americans say kings. Looter refers to how commonly African Americans take advantage of a natural disasters to rob stores.

Fuck Target Looter Kang day!!! I just want my fucking mail!!!!

What a way to celebrate black people.... by not working!

by Duke, PhD January 15, 2024

Moe Lester

A guy whose really good with children and loves to be around them all the time

Guy 1: Hmmm I love children

Guy 2: Hey! That guys Moe Lester

by froggy_likesgrass November 15, 2023

Burnt Lobster

A man usually of dark skin color or African descent, which has been depicted as a marine animal, typically a lobster, in some way shape or form.

Person 1: Hey, that African guy who voiced the lobster in The Little Mermaid just got into a car accident.
Person 2: Oh, that burnt lobster? What a shame.

by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023

Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

Red Lobster gift card

When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not

Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin

by CyclopsCookies March 13, 2024