The male shits on the recipient's vagina and pushes it in. Then proceeds to have intercourse. After the man ejaculates, the recipient is forced to blow the load of shit and semen out of her vagina.
by Mrbeefy090 March 14, 2016
When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.
by Gaithergirl23 February 04, 2025
Having sex while the female defacates
by Shitwhisker July 22, 2019
A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
by Jordan Skeetersen April 01, 2024
When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017
When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
by George Coonie July 16, 2024
A slang term for someone who throws beer bottles at objects foreheads causing the glass to shatter and shards cut into facia liquid tissue looking like you ca,e out of the sawmill. It’s 5th degree burn of evil.
Don’t throw beer bottles like murder weapons. Log slicing should never be taught at home. It’s pure evil and way beyond illegal.
by Strasburg1991 January 02, 2023