The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected
Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"
Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."
Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."
by Always L8 July 11, 2010
Get the Red Light Expressmug. Kill a few,
kill a dozen
Kill the night eyes kin
Well he's rappin on the pane of the window again
He's got a blade for a tongue
and snakes for eyes
and his hands on the handles of a hundred knives
And if they don't fall down
you can watch them run
with two bullets in your pocket
and a rusty gun
We're goin' three by three to the mountain top
to throw that son of a bitch
right off the highest drop
~ I want you to by Black Light Burns
kill a dozen
Kill the night eyes kin
Well he's rappin on the pane of the window again
He's got a blade for a tongue
and snakes for eyes
and his hands on the handles of a hundred knives
And if they don't fall down
you can watch them run
with two bullets in your pocket
and a rusty gun
We're goin' three by three to the mountain top
to throw that son of a bitch
right off the highest drop
~ I want you to by Black Light Burns
by crackerjackstan March 12, 2010
Get the black light burnsmug. Much like the term wake n' bake, night n' light is just the phrase for when you're a chronic smoker of marijuana at nighttime hours.
Tom: Dude, I love to wake n' bake every morning. Getting high in the morning makes me so ready to take on the day.
Jerry: I feel that, but I'd rather night n' light. That way, I can relax completely knowing I have no more responsibilities and can burn recklessly with all my friends.
Jerry: I feel that, but I'd rather night n' light. That way, I can relax completely knowing I have no more responsibilities and can burn recklessly with all my friends.
by captain mary jane October 24, 2009
Get the Night n' Lightmug. A long, heavy flashlight still used by some cops. Due to its weight it is very effective for causing great bodily harm.
One redneck says to another, "Look Rufus, I got me a Rodney King light. Nobody better mess with me."
by Dawer November 12, 2006
Get the Rodney King lightmug. by Vanburen September 3, 2013
Get the Red light tanmug. a place free from sexual exploitation and human trafficking. It is known for liberating, collaborative, and restorative practices.
by lyss21 March 24, 2021
Get the green light districtmug. A typical event in video games that occurs when there are so many flashing lights on a screen at a given time that you cannot focus on anything, let alone the character you are controlling. It is most common in action games. The term originated from the YouTube channel girlfriend reviews.
Sam: Hey Jake. How are ya doing?
Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.
Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.
Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
by The Phantasm July 25, 2021
Get the Diarrhea Christmas Lightsmug.