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Johnny 5

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.
Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.
by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025
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Johnny Sundae

To take a poop on someone then teabag the poop with your balls.
“For my next trick, I shall Johnny Sundae this woman!”
by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024
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Pulled a Johnny

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.
Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!
by Mmxu November 24, 2021
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Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"
Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021
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johnny-horned

In a video game, killing oneself with a rocket launcher.
"Did you just die?"
"Yeah, I was too close to the wall and Johnny-horned myself"
by ibmayhem September 3, 2019
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John Johnny

A way of representing the idea that two different things or concepts are essentially the same, despite minor differences. It's often used humorously to downplay differences that might be seen as trivial or inconsequential.

Origin: Coined by a Greek malaka in London
Kostas: Let's nip it in the butt.
Joseph: You mean "nip it in the bud"?
Kostas: John Johnny! 😅
by Vociferous Vandal June 14, 2024
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