First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.
by BayStBroker July 21, 2024
Get the Dirty Jonesmug. John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.
He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
by PlumPare August 11, 2024
Get the Roger Jonesmug. a beautiful girl who is commonly referred as an angel. she has eyes that will put you in a trance and she holds the one and only booty that will shake the earth.
guy #1 "woah did you feel that? felt like an earthquake!"
guy #2 "nah i think summer breeze jones just sat down"
guy #2 "nah i think summer breeze jones just sat down"
by hooligan hoolio December 8, 2018
Get the summer breeze jonesmug. by Shitchatter11 August 8, 2022
Get the Archie jones trapmug. by Blood Clott December 10, 2010
Get the What up Smith Jonesmug. The name for a function room located inside a hotel lobby that catches you by surprise while eating the free breakfast.
by Amity Park Ghost Boy December 13, 2021
Get the jeep jonesmug. by PapaZaddy November 5, 2021
Get the Long bob jonesmug.