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Jimmy Dean Fleshlight

Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.

Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.

As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.

The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
by Dick Onchin December 8, 2020
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White boy with the jimmy

Caucasian basketball player that specializes in hitting long range shots.
“You don’t know JJ Redick? He’s that white boy with the jimmy on the sixers”
by Realjjredick July 27, 2018
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Adult Jimmy Kissing

The act of giving a blowjob; slang for giving head
Scott: Hey Brian, I just adult jimmy kissed Mark!

Brian: What the hell is adult jimmy kissing Scott?

Scott: It's slang for giving head. It sounds funny, somewhat sophisticated, and old-timey.
by Dick McDickface August 10, 2018
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Jimmy two dudes

The act of a shoemaker in this case Jimmy Shumaker performing a sexual act on multiple inmates who have ganged up on him and told him that they were going to take Him into the prison bathroom and turned Jimmy two shoes into Jimmy to dudes or more depending on how many prisoners there are that are going to take advantage of his blown out booty hole.
Come here Jimmy two shoes you’re about to be Jimmy two dudes
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Jimmie Vuaghan

Underrated and virtually unknown to the mainstream, older brother to Stevie Ray Vuaghan, Jimmie Vaughan is a living legend of the guitar world. His famous band - The Fabulous Thunderbirds - made several hit records during the seventies and eighties. Jimmie plays a Fender Stratocaster, is a leader in the world of custom hot rods, and is also a libertarian.
Jimmie Vaughan's guitar work is best heard in the chorused-effect background solo of the song "Tuff Enuff".
by Geldof July 18, 2008
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Jimmy clarke

It means some who is a cunt or a pedo
by D-dot_mason7 December 14, 2017
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little jimmy

this is the name of george bush's penis
george: hey little jimmy how you feeling cause your gonna meet jill again tonight
by tyin the flesh March 12, 2017
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