You know your from New Jersey if
You live within 30 minutes from the beach but never go there in the Summer do to them being overcrowded
The beach is the shore
You either love or hate New York City
You have at least 10 pairs of hats and sun glasses
You defend your state to outsiders but then bash it just as much
You rarely if ever refer to your state as Jersey
You know of people who were affiliated with the mafia
You know what real pizza taste like
You hate the TV Show Jersey shore
You have called New York City NYC before.
You think Trenton is the worst place ever
You know people who hate New York City but still like their sports teams.
You don't eat seafood, despite living so close to the ocean
Cheese Pizza is Plain Pizza and nothing else
You pronounce Mario Mae-Rio
Newark is Ne-wark
You'll go to other states such as Maryland Delaware and Virginia to go to the beach just to avoid the overcrowding of your own.
You live for Summer
You live within 30 minutes from the beach but never go there in the Summer do to them being overcrowded
The beach is the shore
You either love or hate New York City
You have at least 10 pairs of hats and sun glasses
You defend your state to outsiders but then bash it just as much
You rarely if ever refer to your state as Jersey
You know of people who were affiliated with the mafia
You know what real pizza taste like
You hate the TV Show Jersey shore
You have called New York City NYC before.
You think Trenton is the worst place ever
You know people who hate New York City but still like their sports teams.
You don't eat seafood, despite living so close to the ocean
Cheese Pizza is Plain Pizza and nothing else
You pronounce Mario Mae-Rio
Newark is Ne-wark
You'll go to other states such as Maryland Delaware and Virginia to go to the beach just to avoid the overcrowding of your own.
You live for Summer
by Silverfalcon May 24, 2013
Get the New Jersey mug.The worst part of NJ. Literally the slum of our precious east coast state. North jersey is overrun by factories, grime, new yorkians, and Yankees fans.
North jersey likes to say there’re better than South Jersey, but we all know that is not true. North Jersey is home to the Vinnies, Paul’s, Mikes, and Brads.
Their shore (not beach you fucktard) is terrible compared to their southern brother. They call a Hoagie a sub, don’t have as many WaWas, and dare to watch the Jets during football season.
I once ran into a North Jerseyian named Vinnie while in Norway. He was so obnoxious and rude that i had to apologize to the Norwegian couple he was terrorizing.
Fuck North Jersey. Go Birds, Phillies, Sixers, and Flyers
North jersey likes to say there’re better than South Jersey, but we all know that is not true. North Jersey is home to the Vinnies, Paul’s, Mikes, and Brads.
Their shore (not beach you fucktard) is terrible compared to their southern brother. They call a Hoagie a sub, don’t have as many WaWas, and dare to watch the Jets during football season.
I once ran into a North Jerseyian named Vinnie while in Norway. He was so obnoxious and rude that i had to apologize to the Norwegian couple he was terrorizing.
Fuck North Jersey. Go Birds, Phillies, Sixers, and Flyers
Person 1: do you smell that?
Person 2: yeah what the hell is that?
Person 1: oh, it’s just vinnie.
Person 2: who?
Person 1: that asshole guy from North Jersey
Person 2: yeah what the hell is that?
Person 1: oh, it’s just vinnie.
Person 2: who?
Person 1: that asshole guy from North Jersey
by bruhimtired17 April 11, 2019
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You're standing with your cock out, your girl's on her knees in front of you. Just as she's about to put your dick in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and pull it over her head, thus thrusting your wang into her mouth!
by Terry Koch February 7, 2007
Get the the hockey jersey mug.IF you have seen "jagerbombs" on youtube....A scumbag from North Jersey that thinks that their gaudy look is actually cool. These rats are know for their poor taste in style, their illiteracy, and their horrible disgusting accents.
Jersey Rat description: Weak ass Kangol hats, frosted tips, steroids, tanning beds, tacky families, small brains, tiny penis', horrible dancing to weak techno shit, played out Gucci wear that Master P gave to Goodwill.
by Chud Mumbles March 4, 2008
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Get the JERKSTORE mug.When someone enters jersey, and quickly realizes that all the bullshit they talked on us was wrong. They can now not leave jersey until they have at least:
1. They have visited Wawa/711
2. Went to the shore, specifically Seaside
3. Went to Six Flags: Great Adventure, rode Kinda Ka
4. And ordered a hoagie
1. They have visited Wawa/711
2. Went to the shore, specifically Seaside
3. Went to Six Flags: Great Adventure, rode Kinda Ka
4. And ordered a hoagie
Yooo last weekend my Mom dragged me into jersey... don't tell anybody but I got Jersey fever! I couldn't leave....
by Jerzeywegohaaard April 27, 2009
Get the Jersey Fever mug.ok. i have lived in new jersey my whole life, so i'll give you the real definition of new jersey.
ok, first of all, we think the sun shines out of our asses, and guess what, it does. we think were better than everyone. we're the prettiest girls alive, and we know it for a fact. don't mess with us, cause we will mess you up.
also, we actually think its pathetic how everyone makes fun of us. you people are only bringing us down to make yourselves feel better. "your a joisey girl!" HAHA, no. its not joisey, its jersey.
we curse like crazy over here. we say "yo" alot. we really don't care about what you think about us.
& for all you shoobies out there who claim you hate us, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME HERE TO VACATION IF YOU DONT LIKE US? you dont have to come here, cause we dont want you.
we drive better than you, so shut your damn traps.
yeah, so really, new jersey is a great place to live. & like, if our gonna make a rude comment, shut the fuck up, because you have no room to talk if you don't live here.
ok, first of all, we think the sun shines out of our asses, and guess what, it does. we think were better than everyone. we're the prettiest girls alive, and we know it for a fact. don't mess with us, cause we will mess you up.
also, we actually think its pathetic how everyone makes fun of us. you people are only bringing us down to make yourselves feel better. "your a joisey girl!" HAHA, no. its not joisey, its jersey.
we curse like crazy over here. we say "yo" alot. we really don't care about what you think about us.
& for all you shoobies out there who claim you hate us, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME HERE TO VACATION IF YOU DONT LIKE US? you dont have to come here, cause we dont want you.
we drive better than you, so shut your damn traps.
yeah, so really, new jersey is a great place to live. & like, if our gonna make a rude comment, shut the fuck up, because you have no room to talk if you don't live here.
by jerseysurfergirl March 2, 2009
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