"She gave me a Toronto B-Jay during the Jays game last night. It must have been good luck since Bautista hit a home run while she was doing it."
by BigScreech October 31, 2013
Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.
J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.
P: #rub rub rub#
J: oh oh oh!! Squirt
P: #rub rub rub rub#
J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!
P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."
J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"
P: #rub rub rub#
J: oh oh oh!! Squirt
P: #rub rub rub rub#
J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!
P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."
J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"
by EmpressMe November 13, 2013
When a person's head is much fatter or larger than expected from the rest of their body. Often, victims will have a perfectly thin or average body with a very large head, or a round face despite no other weight problem. The syndrome has been known to affect both men and women of all ages. There are only two known cures: Reaching extreme obesity to offset the effects of the syndrome, or self-decapitation. The latter may kill you, but the syndrome dies as well.
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)
"You know he's only 180 pounds?"
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."
by Jesse Crall February 17, 2008
The coolest pair of stoners... Who have made their mark in american history... FOREVER! They've been in several movies.
(Ex,in chronological order: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Even a Tv Show! So Watch everything that I listed, or ill get you... oh I will... j/k!
(Ex,in chronological order: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Even a Tv Show! So Watch everything that I listed, or ill get you... oh I will... j/k!
Jay aka: Chronic. "Is a smoooth pimp who looove the pussy"...
Silent Bob aka: Bluntman. "Is my black manservant, WHAT?"
Silent Bob aka: Bluntman. "Is my black manservant, WHAT?"
by Snooginik January 29, 2004
by भगवा June 20, 2021
the two coolest stoners ever to have been born by their careless mothers who left them in front of the quickstop, which is now there place to hang out and smoke weed. aka jason mewes, and kevin smith.
by Mr. Pink December 05, 2004
The art of hiding ones true aesthetic appearance by means of wearing a fitted and/or large sunglasses. This action is often accompanied by a series of select poses that distract onlookers from ones actual facial construction.
A: Damn that boy looks good...
(he removes fitted)
L: Oh shit, he toook off that hat! Damn he is mothafucking ugly!
A: Oh man. It must have been the Jay-Z Effect. Gets me everytime!
(he removes fitted)
L: Oh shit, he toook off that hat! Damn he is mothafucking ugly!
A: Oh man. It must have been the Jay-Z Effect. Gets me everytime!
by elyse417 December 12, 2010