An absolute gronk of a man. His grey hair just makes him more gronk like, and those sunglasses, don't even get me started. Anyone who likes fishing is a gronk, let alone when it's Jason
by Molly-Man-101 June 13, 2022
A person with the same IQ than a grandfather clock, can't take a hint and constantly gives the teacher a mental breakdown and gets screamed at.
by @therealKermitthefrog December 05, 2019
by IPlayStarbound October 17, 2020
A name that girls get obsessed about. A Jason doesn’t put any interest. He keeps his peace of mind and enjoys hanging out with friends. He is very social and out going, but he also likes being home playing video games.
Kenya: “Litzy you see that guy over there. What’s his name?”
Litzy: “OMG! YES! His name is Jason. He overwhelms me with his presence, but I never can get his attention. Which, makes me want him even more!👉🏽👈🏽😍”
Litzy: “OMG! YES! His name is Jason. He overwhelms me with his presence, but I never can get his attention. Which, makes me want him even more!👉🏽👈🏽😍”
by Anonymous Savage December 01, 2021
The name Jason is a typically masculine name that is believed to have Greek and Hebrew origins. Jason is a classic and traditional Greek name. In Greek, the name means “healer.” This is from the Greek word “iaomai” which means “to heal.” The origin of the name can also be traced to Greek mythology.Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times.
by Foxy 2 shoes November 23, 2021
A fat dude who is built like an otter and has the smallest dick in the world and already is dividising a plan to shoot up the school
by Jewish asians October 18, 2018