Single Ply Toilet Paper

The most annoying shit ever.

My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!

by Numberline October 16, 2023

Stinky Finger Toilet Paper

Stinky finger toilet paper is toilet finger that is so thin that when you wipe your ass your fingers smell like shit. Stinky finger toilet paper is usually found in public bathrooms.

Herbert Finkle vomitted after smelling his fingers. When he was done wiping his ass with stinky finger toilet paper.

by pussy cruncher January 6, 2012

Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors

A new, extreme twist on the classic game "Rock-Paper-Scissors". You play by doing the normal "R-P-S" hand movement, and saying "rock, paper, scissors..." - except you have the option of naming one epic person, item, event...pretty much one epic anything. Whichever person has the most epic choice wins. Games may go on forever, and there are next to no limits on what a person my choose from.

If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.

Example 'A' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?

Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":

Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.

by DizzaleTheWhale November 4, 2009

Paper Mario Series

paper mario 1 and 2 are winnar but supar papr mario isnt an rpg and im like wtf? and supr is too easy cuz its platfrmer and stupid. so 1 and 2 are win but 3 is fail and i dont call 3 i call supr cuz its not papr mario its mario who happens to be papr.

YAS!!! RPG!!! WITH MARIO!!! WINNAR!!!

YAS!!! IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!

YAS!!! o dam its a platfrmer. dam. FACE IT GUYS, BREAKFAST IS RUINED!!!

O, and also Paper Mario Series.

by the winnar October 27, 2008

glorify your paper route

Making good with the money you make from hustlin'......not tricking on dumb shit like cars and rims.

" Never hesitate to glorify your paper route....get ya money man, get paid!"

by J Deeezzy January 19, 2008

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.

Why does my office restroom always seem to have John Wayne Toilet Paper?

by Genuine April 26, 2005

Rock Paper Scissors

A rock band in Louisiana that is friggin awesome.

Rock Paper Scissors is freaking awesome.

by aaron culpepper May 2, 2005