Captain Hook

when you just fucked someone

yo! i just got captain hooked

by yummy ass March 26, 2020

Hook

A word often used by the youth of Melbourne (13-17) meaning a long make out session (around 30-70 seconds) with additional touching people will usually brag about hooking.

Scenario 1
Will: omg did you hook with her

Ben: no not yet

Scenario 2
Sophie: omg guess what

Emma: what
Sophie: me and Ben met up and hooked like 10 times

by Oml_jesusishere October 19, 2018

hook up

To have sex. Not to be confused with making out!!

we hook up.

by The dghaljkdhsg January 22, 2018

Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.

“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”

by McNutz March 8, 2021

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021