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Canada's History

The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.
"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"

"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
by hesusismighty February 4, 2010
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History

A set of made up stories compiled together to help brainwash majority of people. The _official_ method of producing such set is _speculation_. (source: Wikipedia). People who are capable to analyze material facts using cause-and-effect reasoning are kept away from compiling and presenting such sets. They are either lured into "exact" sciences such as physics, math, etc or made outcasts by the school system.
Nevertheless, history as a discipline seems like important for keeping the society to look civilized. At least on the surface. At least, in theory.
Ex1:
- According to history, Lincoln is credited with 1865 emancipation as the event exclusive to the USA and Lincoln's genius. Do you know when Russia emancipated its slaves?
- 1861, but it's not related.

Ex2:

- In 2022, in South Carolina they still teach their own history where Linkoln is an antagonist

Ex3: - It's well-known that history repeats itself.
- Well, that just means we can create alternative reality by telling people how we think they should have acted in the past.

(by the way Juneteenth, the official holiday, is celebrated each year because slaves technically were emancipated in 1863)
by Nikita1998 June 29, 2022
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History Bomb

Deleting any history of dirty things on your computer
Porn
Omegle
Urban Dictionary

Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.

Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.
by SecretCPU May 13, 2011
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Canada's History

To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.
I pulled a Canada's History yesterday with my girlfriend and this moose. It was amazing.
by Strumeister February 4, 2010
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History of Worldwide

Do we all remember the days Lexy and Zabrang were dating.. and they were always playing their love play on Worldwide. yeahhhhhh and the nickname Zabrang gave to Lexy what was it? it was Zabry. Do we also remember the time Sammy stole Zabrang from Lexy and Lexy and sammy wer always getting into constant fights

yeahh those were the days
by Ebuksam April 2, 2023
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African History Month

African History Month Is an Annual Celebration Of The Achievements Of People Of African Descent And Recognition Of The Enormous Contributions Africa Has Made To The World’s Civilizations

Date: 1st March 2021 – 31st Mar 2021
Significance: African History Month unifies, celebrates Africans in Africa and people of African descent all over the world.
African History Month will rewrite the history of Africa.
by AfricaRepublic March 9, 2021
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Canada's history

semen from a very drunk man
dude, I spilled Canada's history all over that girl's face
by ratrick poony February 5, 2010
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