by Giga niga123 June 26, 2024
Get the Gooningmug. by goon maxer November 21, 2024
Get the tafari gooningmug. Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery
Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. The act of Gooning your male genitals (jerking yo shi) while simultaneously fingering your booty hole
"Ben, Stop Flicker Gooning in class I can hear it from across the room man"
"Not now I almost beat my record of 2 Minutes bro just let me cook"
"Not now I almost beat my record of 2 Minutes bro just let me cook"
by TipTickleson1972 June 1, 2024
Get the Flicker Gooningmug. A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
by TacoThursdayOnATuesday December 6, 2024
Get the North Korean Flicker Gooningmug. A Wrestling Guru who gives you everything you need to know WWE and gaming needs...you are a goon to this man but is all good .. we are a Goon army of the "brand" JDfromNY
by Truck Norris June 3, 2017
Get the GOONmug. The character or pornstar that you goon to most frequently, similar to having a "main" character in a video game.
by ponabgulao April 21, 2025
Get the main goonmug.