Detroit friday night suprise

Finding out you got mulitple STDs from a one night stand

"Dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise"

by Mrfrostedflake December 9, 2015

discovery friday

When you need to burn some time and you come up with random bullshit.

STANDUP:
I did discovery friday.

by Tracy-Roux December 11, 2015

looking friday

You're gonna be the sexiest mother fucker

I'm gonna be looking friday

by Chilly dong December 15, 2015

grande friday

Going to Taco Bell after school on Fridays and fucking up a grande meal.

dude remember grande Friday's in high school? best tradition ever!

by fatbastard December 27, 2015

Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam

I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018

Bark Friday

A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone

I spent more money on my dog than my family this year. It’s Bark Friday!

by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018

Dead Meme Friday

A Special Occasion Held Every December 7 Where We Commemerate The Day Of Dead Memes Being Created

Every Dead Meme Friday We Pay Honor To Tide Pods And Other Dead Memes Too.

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes December 6, 2018