Real Person Fiction

When people write fanfiction about real people that actually exist. Very common amongst Beliebers and One Directioners. Also usually distorts the person's actual personality, making them into a doll.
Oh look, Real Person Fiction about Bieber and Styles. What a cliche, let's move on.
by Anti_You January 03, 2017
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Get a real job!

An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).
Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"

Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."
by 17 inch dildo January 23, 2016
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real horror show

From the book "A Clockwork Orange": a good thing or something cool to look upon
I bashed him in the mouth and the blood started to flow, real horror show like...
by sohigh4219 April 18, 2005
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real ass nigga

tyrone gettin dat cash doe

tyrone is a real ass nigga
by zqrtballer November 16, 2013
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Real Human Woman

A real human woman is someone of the female gender who is not pixilated but also is of the human species. Hence the term real human woman.
"Yo, man, I think she's one of those AI girls that just started being released."
"Nah, brotha, that's a Real Human Woman."
by Let's Pan!c March 14, 2020
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Real Life Shit

RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.
John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."

Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."

John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."
by Cbear69 January 12, 2009
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Real Chance of Love

A television show on the channel Vh1. Real and Chance are brothers who got their own show called Real Chance of Love, where they try to find love my moving a bunch of hussies into a house and making the girls fight over them. Real and Chance came to Vh1 in order too fall in love with New York, who had a show called I Love New York. New York came to Vh1 in order to find love with Flavor Flav, on his show The Flavor of Love. Favor Flav came to Vh1 on the Surreal Life - but that has nothing to do with Real Chance of Love, and neither did half of this definition - but it gets the point across that Vh1 is pretty messed up. Real Chance of Love aired October, 2008
Person 1: are you going to watch Real Chance of Love tonite??

Person 2: Hell no.
by Max!@! November 08, 2008
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