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funniest joke in the world

you.
“hey dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”
by fossil puthay May 6, 2021
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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Joke

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline
See your life is not a joke because jokes has meaning
by bRed buDdy<3 June 19, 2021
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IA joke

A joke that is neither funny, nor appropriate.
+ I have to register for classes in 2 weeks.
- What kind of a sick joke is this?
+ I agree, it's a total IA joke...
by maryjka August 25, 2021
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joke

a free pass to avoid someone getting mad at you
person a: i hate u
person b: the fuck??? We are best friends
a: omg it’s just a joke get over it lol
b: not anymore
by go away please and thank you October 7, 2019
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Joke

The age requirement for social media is a joke which is why people lie about their age. Clearly, you don’t have to be 13 or above as children as young as 8 are on social media. If you had the be 13 to get on social media it would be impossible for people under 13 to get on social media. Ya, now we all know it’s just a joke.
by Military Robot May 28, 2020
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inside joke

you wouldn’t understand this its a inside joke
by ffjamew2 October 23, 2022
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