drunk couch

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1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.

2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.

"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."

"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."

by paul-e-d October 17, 2012

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drunk jaklyn

Usually has red hair, takes big naps, super friendly, and tries to fight.

She keeps trying to fight me, that drunk Jaklyn best step away.

by hannahisaloser March 20, 2017

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Drunk Money

1. Wasting your money on things that makes you drunk. Noun
2.Putting money in any type of alcohol. Verb

1. Peep1: Hello drunk Drunk Money
Drunk Money: Who's Drunk Money here?
2. Peep2: Lemme hide my in this alcohol

by NonameANDNOPICTURESPLEASE May 21, 2020

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Gamer's Drunk

the inebriated state you get in when you're up late, whether your playing a game or just on the internet, and you realize its much later than you thought, and everything is alot funnier and techno music is as good as drugs

1. I wish I was Gamer's Drunk so I could appreciate this song better.
2. He must have been Gamer's Drunk when i played with him cuz he laughed the entire time we played the match.

by Baznad Damian Typo November 27, 2009

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