by Dirk'sAutumn January 11, 2021
Get the Drunk Jitsu mug.I was drinking red wine and i consider myself 'a light weight' when i drink because i feel the 'happy' relaxed feeling quickly. However a man i didn't really know kept calling me 'an easy drunk'. I corrected him several times by saying i prefer 'a light weight' but he continuing saying you're a easy drunk'
I being a woman who controls herself and drinks a small amount of red wine felt that he was really saying that i was an easy lay(in bed).
I being a woman who controls herself and drinks a small amount of red wine felt that he was really saying that i was an easy lay(in bed).
by Easy drunk April 29, 2021
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1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."
"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
by paul-e-d October 17, 2012
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"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"
"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"
"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"
by ae17 December 26, 2012
Get the Drunk Tab mug.Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.
by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012
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Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
by dr1nk January 24, 2012
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