Hot girl disease

When you text a girl and she texts you with a ,” can I wear your hoodie.” And you just sit there going should I let her wear it. Then she hits you with a ,” can you do what I say.” Your heart is 50/50 because you don’t know if she is bein controlling or being nice. She passes this disease down from girl to girl and the only way to stop it is by getting a bf. If you see a girl with hot girl disease and if you ain’t her boyfriend your pants will be wet for reasons only guys know if

She had hot girl disease

by XDXDXDXD ROARRR December 31, 2018

Suzy Orman's Disease

The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.

-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.

by IFillAVoid December 31, 2011

Corn Disease

When one is Experiencing a repeat cycle of dealing with and or dating a fuck boy or fuck girl

My corn disease is flaring up.

by Nunuarmenta May 12, 2021

Gamer Disease

Symptoms:

rarely going outside,

only leaving your bedroom for food or drinks

and gains mass amounts of rage over petty things such as not getting all the big coins in mario.

" You need t go outside and socialize with people face to face or you will get gamer disease"

by 1ykos June 27, 2020

Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 20, 2019

Musa disease

Any STD that Musa has (like all of them). Because Musa is always sleeping with men.

An example of a Musa Disease is Syphillis. Some other examples are: AIDS, Monkeypox and Herpes

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

flower petal disease

Flower Petal disease is very similar to Hanahaki disease, but different at the same time, Flower Petal Disease is formed from one sided love through a successful relationship one person thought was working through the relationship, the other person who pretended to love the other person would be mean through the relationship, the one feeling success in the relationship will eventually break after the other breaks up with them, causing flower petal disease, commonly the flowers or petals that will be coughed up will be the person who has it, will be their favorite flower, more uncommon flowers would be the others favorite flower, Flower petal disease can be removed from surgery but can commonly fail because of where the disease is started, commonly in the brain other times in the heart, Flower petal disease will not kill you unless it comes to more and more where you can control it in day but not at night, one day without the petals coming out will make the next day worse, commonly those who have it will wear masks so they do not have to worry about going into a restroom or find a trash can to dispose of the flower petals til later

Definition/define:
1. A not so common disease causing the patient to cough up flowers from a broken relationship

2. heres an example from a roleplay:
"she was slightly surprised the flowers didn't act up today but knew they'd be worse tomorrow" commonly the person who has it can take medicine to help control it during the day

Flower Petal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki the patient coughing up flowers but instead after a broken relationship

by eggs_cosplays July 28, 2020